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April 28th, 2007
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Jane & I really suck at bridge right now.  It's terribly frustrating to go to our league for every event and end up bringing up the rear every single fricking time. 

I think we've hit a plateau in terms of our playing skill that we need to find a way to break through ... somehow ...

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From:majorcrunch
Date:April 28th, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)

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I suggest that you cheat. You could: (1) develop a complex system of facial expressions, finger movements, muscle twitches; (2) learn to mark the cards with slight bends and imprints; (3) use marked cards (who in your circle would suspect?); or finally (4) go hi-tech with a system of toe transmitters in your shoes and vibrating receivers strapped to your thighs.

Actually, you could use 1 or more of these methods in conjunction to achieve even more impressive results and have a redundant overall approach for higher reliability.
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From:jkhuggins
Date:April 28th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)

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Except that bridge, like golf, is supposed to be a game of honor.

Plus, I'm not sure that any of those things would really help much.
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From:majorcrunch
Date:April 29th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)

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Hey, I'm just trying to be helpful and supportive. That's just the kind of guy that I am! BTW for a hundred bucks or so, I could "Night Rider-out" your car. I could even install pop-bottle rocket pods inside the grill-work which you could fire from switches mounted on the dash! Very cool.
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